1. transparent-alice:

    her hair and lips change to the color of your blog

    (via thatonechickshelby)



    And that’s how you cut to a wide shot.

    (Source: space-bees, via meuloz-and-friends)


    my hair and i have a very complicated relationship </3

    (via superwholock-imagines)

  2. mobiusnook:




    i think its funny how there are some actors who played a role for so long that its almost impossible for me to see them as anything else


    and then there are some actors who’ve done so many roles i dont even see them as actors anymore it’s just them as themselves in another movie


    and then there are actors who you’re not quite sure what they really look like


    #johnny depp the best cosplayer

    What the fuck even is Johnny depp

    (via drjawnhamishwatson)


    i salute you for all the women out there.

    (Source: spekyulate, via lafilleducrepuscule)




    Jack Sparrow’s way of telling you your hair is ratchet.

    That’s Captain Jack Sparrow you uneducated shit

    thanks, kid

    (Source: hayleyfromparamore, via drjawnhamishwatson)

  3. shitfacedanon:






    back the fuck up

    There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.

    So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.

    The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.

    Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.

    did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out

    This just keeps getting better

    (via meuloz-and-friends)

  4. buttsstiel:


    *knocks on your door*

    Hello. I’ve heard you’ve been invalidating a male character’s past straight relationships in order to make your slash ship sale. 

    Could I interest you on the subject of bisexuality.

    It’s free! It’s friendly! It’s perfectly workable with canon! It stops misogynistic fic tropes in order to slash ship in it’s tracks.

    Invest in bisexuality today!

    Bonus: Buy today and receive a free addition of pansexuality for no extra fee!


    (via drjawnhamishwatson)


    jade got right the fuck to business like, step 1, look cute, step 2, look like u can kill a motherfucker jade harley doesnt fuck around

    (via meuloz-and-friends)

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